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sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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aphlovi:

I may tag things with “I’m crying” or “SCREAMING” but I am sitting in my room in the dark covered in blankets with a straight face and I literally haven’t spoken a word in over twelve hours

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Eminem's 1999 Black Gold interview
Interviewer: You know this is an adult magazine and I have to ask adult questions, so are you down?
Eminem: I'm down, I'm down.
Interviewer: So you're feeling the magazine and you have your different flavors. You have chocolate, vanilla, your butter pecan ricans...So, what's your favorite?
Eminem: What's my favorite? I LOVE ALL WOMEN! Yo, I don't... I don't...I can't say "I want a women to look like this, and this, and this when she comes backstage and otherwise I don't want to talk to her." I'm attracted to all women! I'm attracted to the female species, ya know.
Interviewer: I know you live in a predominantly Black neighborhood, did you date any sistas when you were younger? Was it taboo?
Eminem: I met a little bit of resistance, but for the most part it was all love. I grew up with people on my block and they knew me, you know. I mean I got jumped, fucked up shit happened to me a few times, but that happens to everybody. I don't think it has anything to do with color or any of that shit. It's just all a part of growing up.
Interviewer: So are you lovin' us thick sistas or are you into those boney sistas?
Eminem: I don't have a look code, I just look at every girl I see, and every girl I meet.
Interviewer: Do you watch any adult movies or porn?
Eminem: All the time! I watch that shit on the bus!
Interviewer: Say word?! So who's your favorite actress of all time?
Eminem: Janet Jacme.
Interviewer: What kind of girls do you consider freaky?
Eminem: Girls who do girls. I'm not into really freaky shit. I mean, no bottles up into some shit and no animals.
Interviewer: So you wouldn't consider yourself a freak?
Eminem: Not really. I'm not into really wild shit. No finger in the ass. No finger in MY ass (laughter).
Interviewer: You're not inspired by porn?
Eminem: Only to try different positions. I saw some wild shit the other day. This girl was standing on her head, with her legs on this guys shoulders. Some upside down shit. I don't like all that extra shit, but I definitely wanna try that upside shit. No pierced clits. That's all pain. Is your clit pierced?
Interviewer: No! (laughter)
Eminem: That's good! I don't like pierced clits (laughing).
Interviewer: I think everyone is freaky, but the right person has to bring it out. See, I think you have a freaky side, but someone needs to bring it out.
Eminem: I've been with my girl for eight years, and it still not out. I don't consider myself a freak. I mean I might grab a girl's hair and kick her a couple of times (laughing). Maybe slap her (laughing).
Interviewer: What are some of your other favorite positions?
Eminem: Doggystyle, I hate being on top! I like it when the girl is on top. I'm lazy like that. I like to make the girl work. And I like doggystyle!
Interviewer: Do you see a difference between how different girls sex you? Like do Black women do things that white women don't do, etc?
Eminem: Nah. I don't see any difference. Why?
Interviewer: Like a lot of Black men don't perform oral sex whereas a lot of White men do.
Eminem: I don't eat the cat either. I don't fuck with the cat! You don't know what's been down there! I mean if it's with my girl or someone I know, then I would do it. but if it's with someone I just met, I ain't running up in that! But overall, I RARELY, RARELY, RARELY do it. But I'm mostly into having a girl cum. If she don't cum, I can't even stay hard. I'll just roll over and go to sleep.
Interviewer: That's very generous! Most men aren't like that!
Eminem: I ain't most men.
Anonymous asked:
The-the-eminem-show keeps stealing yours and shady-god and shady-inside's edits and pictures! Just wanted to let u know

thank you for letting me know :)

at this point i cant really stop them from doing that because usually they never listen, but i always try to send a mail to tumblr with the link of the original link and the reposted link and they usually take down the reposted edit c: which is pretty nice but that never stop them from keep reposting everything…its pretty annoying

but thank you

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moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

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