if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life


do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them