May 2013
ohharvelle:
do i
watch a new show
rewatch another show
watch a movie
read a book
or read fanfiction
my life choices are so difficult
4 tags
youarefuckingmajestic:
REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
majortvjunkie:
taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence
littlecolleenthings:
when I call someone perfect, it doesn’t mean I think they have no flaws, it doesn’t mean I think they’re the most attractive person on the planet, it doesn’t mean I think they’ve never made any mistakes. when I call someone perfect, it means I love them wholly and entirely despite anything and everything, and that, to me, is perfect.
passivetwat:
beinggayisokay:
screwsociety:
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
boob time
maybe the nipples are EYES
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
poopflow:
cause of death: second hand embarrassment
stopharry2013:
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
1 tag
rneowies:
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
vvierd:
true embarrassment lies within your first email address
dirtybongobeats:
lowkeat:
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
When a totally random person insults someone you...
New friend!!!
corncop:
people are following me probably thinking im cool
truth is
you are completely right
unsuccessfulmetalbenders:
second hand embarrassment for celebrities who try to be funny at award shows is the worst kind of embarrassment
corncop:
people are following me probably thinking im cool
truth is
you are completely right
bowlegsandangels:
killercest:
cameronjohngodfrey:
azazels-child:
why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
